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Failed column attempt for a conservative readership

January 27, 2010

There are times when you can just tell that you’re brain is shot for the day and you need to throw in the towel.
After churning out a couple of thousand words on other stories since 10 a.m. my “you’re writing for a bunch of conservative ass East Texans” filter stopped working and at 4:45 p.m. I took a 450 word column that should have been about not wasting time and just doing work in whatever creative outlet you choose and left turned that mother onto a road where I said, “hey man, you like snapping little puppies necks. cool man, go on and do that shit.”

Hence: failure at in only 240 words. enjoi!

“I’m concerned that I might be about to beat a dead horse.
Last week I talked about taking personal responsibility for what you have to put in to get what you want out of your local scene. And just a few inches to the right of where your eyes are on the page, I talk about the documentary that’s inspired my curent train of thought. So you can see where I might be worried that I’m beginning to sound a bit like a broken record.
If the connection is still going over your head, then you need to brewing your coffee a little stronger, but I’m talking about doing things yourself.
There’s absolutely no reason in the entire world to wait around on someone else to help you realize your creative vision. What? Are you going to put off doing something you really enjoy doing just becaue some outside influence isn’t exactly the way you imagine it has to be.
“I sure would like to paint today, but I don’t know if anybody’s gonna like my happy little trees.”
Don’t be retarded, or actually, be just that. Pretend like you’ve smoked yourself retarded just paint your little trees with a big retarded smile on our face.
It makes you happy, so do it.
Now I’m not saying that if you get off on killing puppies that you should do that more frequently, but hey, I’m not here to judge you.”

Maybe tomorrow, but I’m done for the day.

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