Archive for February, 2012

Twat did you say?

• On one hand, I know pecan pie isn't a breakfast food, but on the other, it's already 12pm. 1 year ago
• The adage used to be, "if she smokes, she pokes." Now it's, "If she sent you a friend request, she got an OnlyFans page." 1 year ago
• "Swipe right if you're looking for someone who's completely unique," she typed, filling in the space underneath her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 year ago
• Monster land on Hulu owes me 2 hours. 1 year ago
• I'm finna trigger a whole generation's childhood trauma. @Teespring: tspr.ng/c/safety-artax 1 year ago